CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

Dear TTP sisters and brothers,

I found this on a forum which sends me daily updates. It is from an astrologer who has a great sense of humor and under the current conditions, I though every one needs a laugh right now. So read and enjoy this short quip.

Love and Light,

Berry

I am passing this on to you because it definitely
works and we could all use a little more calmness in our
lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show

You too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way
to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have
started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house
this morning, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of
Kailua, a package of Oreos , the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You
have no idea how freaking good I feel right now .

THIS MADE ME LAUGH;;;; Hope you see the humor
Carol