WHY SHE CHANGED MOTELS

WHY  SHE CHANGED MOTELS
                              
Last week,  she checked into a motel on her  birthday, and she was a bit  lonely.  She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see  advertised        for  escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone  book, found a full-page ad for a guy calling himself  Tender Tony - a  very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing  in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right  places, thick wavy hair, long  powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs, and she felt quite  certain she could  bounce a quarter off his well-oiled rear.  She figured,  what the heck, nobody will ever know.  I'll give him a call.      "Good  evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"   Oh my,  he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she  would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear  you give a great massage.  I'd like you to come to my motel  room and give me one.  No, wait, I should be straight with  you.  I'm in town all alone and what I really want is  sex.  I want it hot, and I want it now.  Bring implements,  toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag  of tricks.  We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover  me in chocolate syrup and  whipped cream, anything and everything.  I'm ready!!  Now  how does that sound?" He said, "That sounds absolutely  fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an  outside  line."

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Personally, I like sex and violins.

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