Blonde and lawyer jokes are among my favorites. And my favorite blonde joke of all time goes like this:
A blonde comes home from work and finds her house on fire. She panics and goes all to pieces. She pulls out her cell phone and dials 911. She's so upset she can barely talk. "My house is on fire! My house is on fire!" The dispatcher tries to calm her down: "Miss, Miss, take a deep breath. Calm down. Now, how do we get there?"
The blonde is silent for a moment and then says, "Well, duh! Big red truck!"