Hell explained

ok for any of you students of life out there...lmao.  (this might be old, but it's still good)

The following is an actual question given  on a University of Arizona chemistry 
mid-term and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by this student was
so  'profound' that the professor shared  it with colleagues via the Internet which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell
exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most  of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell
and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,
let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, 
you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions 
and since people do not belong to more than one religion,
we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as
they are, we can expect the number of souls
in Hell to increase exponentially.  Now, we look at the rate
of change of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in
order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,
the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This  gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a
slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell,
then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate
faster than the increase of souls in
then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So  which is it?
 If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that,
'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you' and take into account the fact
that I slept with her last night, then it must be true and thus I am sure that
Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that
since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and  is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven 
thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why last night
Teresa kept shouting 'Oh  my God.'



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