You are my Sunshine :)

Funny, tasteless, or just plain weird?  Call this advert what you will.  My question is:
Will I be able to do this when I'm enlightened? Smile
B.

JoyAnna's picture

If one star is "not that great", how do you make -4 stars?

Tongue out

Bodhi's picture

Dear JoyAnna,

Oh my, I was wondering whether this might be a little over the top. Please forgive if I stumbled here. Sometimes my sense of humor can be a little uh, questionable? All done in the spirit of good fun though, that and exploring the boundless possibilities of tickling (trying anyway) the group funny bone.  As far as the -4 stars, Andrey might be able to help you there.Smile And I suppose if it gets nothing but bad reviews, it can always be yanked.

Ever Onward in the Intrepid Quest for (universally acceptable) Fun!

Love, Bodhi

KateQ's picture

TT members DOES it take to change a light bulb? This video puts a whole new spin on that age old question... how many ______ does it take to change a light bulb. Can anybody shed some light on this?

Bodhi, should I share the latest chakra info in a post?

JoyAnna's picture

Not over the top, Bodhi. I was laughing for some time over that one. What ever would we do without you to keep us all laughing.

Luv,

JoyAnnaLaughing

Bodhi's picture

That's a relief, JoyAnna. And of course you're absolutely right.  In this case it would be "out the bottom" wouldn't it? Glad you got a chuckle. And thank you! You are an Angel for sure!

Love, Bodhi

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Dear Kate

Hahahahaha! I'm not there yet, last time I checked. Smile

And yes, I think we are ready to receive the blessing of the latest chakra discovery.

By the way, and I'm not kidding, Candace Pert (PhD) a famous neuro-peptide researcher has published an audio cd entitled Your Body is Your Subconscious Mind. In it she details her study of intelligence centers (chakras) in the human body that communicate with each other via chemical messengers. She claims that the area surrounding the human anus contains more intelligence than that possessed by most lower order mammals. Imagine that! Turns out we're all smart asses after all! Smile

Much love and appreciation,
Bodhi

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Bodhi, et. al.  The video does put another perspective on your "Daily Dose of Fun: Candy- Assed Bunny? or Bat-Boy?  Perhaps y'all will want to take another look at the possibility of all those tushies.

New chakra discovered in the '80s but hasn't received a lot of attention but will be brought up here soon.

Bodhi's picture

construction crack?  Hahahahahahaha!  Mercy!

Bodhi's picture

You light up my life...

Ah! Inspiration! Ditto, Ms. K!

And yes, by all means, take another peek, or is that peep?

Love,
Bodhi

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As we all fly with wings of eagles, may we always be ready to return and enter the "seat" of understanding...

AHHHOOOHHMMMM.  You may leave this place when you can take the pebble from my........

Just two questions:  Was the whistling coming from the same light source? and could this possibly be a worthy interrogation method for garnering quality actionable intelligence?

In L,L&H,

Chris

Bodhi's picture

Oh you too much! Smile Yes, and absolutely yes.

Adding extra question.  Do the new ass-lights work with rechargeable batteries?

L&L&L,
B.

ChrisBowers's picture

Why yes they do good sir, but if you can wait just a little longer, the new 2009 model comes "free energy" ready so get ready world for the brand new "Azure Light" model coming soon to a crotch near you. Some ASS embly required....

Chris

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Hey, we all live in our own little worlds, yeah?.....so why do I keep seeing bums everywhere I go?... what does this mean?.......maybe I better go check my own out in the mirror, I think the universe is trying to tell me something....lol...my bums cool, bit small but thats not too bad is it?
bums, bums and more bums......I don't understand! Help me Bodhi!.........lol....I have seen so many in the last week, mine, Nada's....lol......and hundreds of others of all ages......male bums, female bums.......babies bums! white bums, brown bums and pink bums....now on TT I find two posts on bums, both by Bodhi......Whats going on!....lol...........It's all pointing me to you Bodhi.....Luckily I am on the other side of the planet or I might be getting worried.....

Ohhh....you are too much fun dude.........why are we both caught on bums!

With love joy and my pants up!
Jez

Bodhi's picture

...so why do I keep seeing bums everywhere I go?... what does this mean?...

I'm not completely sure. You could ask Carl. Perhaps it means the "end" times are near... Smile

Bodhi.....Luckily I am on the other side of the planet or I might be getting worried...

Hahahahahahah!Never fear for your rear with me near! I never go where I'm not invited...

Besides, I'm not really a proctologist... I just play one on the Portal...Smile

With joy and love and my pants missing in action... B.

To the Valor...Kreeeegah!

ChrisBowers's picture

THIS IS COMEDY! (Steve Martin - Live at the Boarding House in S.F. 1970something) Hey Jez! You sooo funny - you remind me of the scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure when he is up in the dinosaur listening to the waitress give him excuses why she can't get away to her dream destination, Paris, and Pee Wee says,
"Everybody I know has a big "but"!".....

Such goooood meds man! "Moooon River" "Ever do any prison time Doc?"

Chris

Thanks Chris,

you are lots of fun too.......

and I think I get it now........more fibre!........hmmm

I think it's a diet thing.....

Stay cool,

Jez

Bodhi's picture

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

You guys crack me up!!!

Mmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

BB

i think that butt lights would probably be gas powered.

i see a bad moon a risin'

andrey's picture

Wow, this is hilarious! Love, A.

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