"Al Quaida" means "toilet"

This appeared on a blog at http://www.awakeninthedream.com/wordpress/?p=534 Two different entries by the same person.  If anyone knows about this and can corroborate, please do.

(Jan. 29)  ...Just understanding that the term, al Qaeda means “toilet” in parochial Arabic, is a pretty big clue that the “war on terrorism" is a hoax.

(Jan. 30) ...This is an explanation by a native Arabic speaker:

Al-Qaeda
What does the word “Al-Qaeda” mean ? In Arabic, “Al-Qaeda” has a different
meanings, among them “Base”, “Ground”, “Norm”, “Rule”, “Fundament”,
“Grammar”. The exact meaning is dependent on the context in which it is used.
It depends on the word which follows “Al-Qaeda” in the sentence. “Qawa’ad
Askaria” is an Army Base, “Qawa’ad Lugha” stands for Grammar Rules (the
Bases of Grammar).
“Qa’ada” is the infinitive of the verb “to sit”. “Ma-Qa’ad” is a chair. “Al-Qaeda”
is the base or fundament of something. “Ana raicha Al Qaeda” is colloquial for
“I’m going to the toilet”. A very common and widespread use of the word “Al-
Qaeda” in different Arab countries in the public language is for the toilet bowl.
This name comes from the Arabic verb “Qa’ada” which mean “to sit”,
pertinently, on the “Toilet Bowl”. In most Arabs homes there are two kinds of
toilets: “Al-Qaeda” also called the “Hamam Franji” or foreign toilet, and
“Hamam Arabi” or “Arab toilet” which is a hole in the ground. Lest we forget
it, the potty used by small children is called “Ma Qa’adia” or “Little Qaeda”.
Those who founded the glorious “International of Islamic Terror, Al-Qaeda,
probably knew too little about common use of Arabic language to know that by
using this name for their organization, they risked becoming the laughing stock
of everybody who speaks the Arabic “public” language.
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Of course it is now understood that the name was derived from a “database” on Western Intelligence computer network for the Mujahadeen they had organized to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan.

It is also revealed that the Bush and bin Laden families are as tight as peas in a pod, involved in many financial deals . In fact Bush Sr. was in a meeting with Osama’s brother on 9/11.
There are photos of Osama with Z-big sharing an inspection of an AK47 on the web. The interlocking directorates are a vast grimoir of intrigue.

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For what it's worth, I found a couple of forums that talked about the Al Qaeda / toilet connection as a hoax.  That doesn't necessarily mean anything.

There are, however, reliable sources which say that Al Qaeda doesn't exist.  At least one of which is on Wanttoknow.info.

http://www.wanttoknow.info/war/power_of_nightmares_transcript_3.shtml

BURKE : The idea—which is critical to the FBI’s prosecution—that bin Laden ran a coherent organisation with operatives and cells all around the world of which you could be a member is a myth. There is no Al Qaeda organisation. There is no international network with a leader, with cadres who will unquestioningly obey orders, with tentacles that stretch out to sleeper cells in America, in Africa, in Europe. That idea of a coherent, structured terrorist network with an organised capability simply does not exist.

The connection between the Bush and Bin Laden family is an established fact... though most people are probably unaware of it.  (Michael Moore does a great job of uncovering this in Fahrenheit 911.)

Noa

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...bin Laden was/is a CIA asset. He will never be captured because he is being used to put a face on a non existent enemy in order to gain the peoples' support for the war. No evil overlord equals no support for war. The war in Afghanistan was planned before 9/11 and is being waged because the Taliban would not allow an oil pipeline across the country and because they had virtually stopped the flow of heroine from there. The heroine trade is a maor source of income for the CIA. According to U.N. documentation, heroine production from the region was almost stopped in 2001 and now is higher than ever. These false wars will soon enough be a thing of the past as civil unrest around the world shows that the new energies are rising and the PTB will soon be over thrown.

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There is some evidence that Bin Laden may have died as early as November 2001.  Photographs and audio recordings after that date differ from those before then. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212851/Has-Osama-Bin-Laden-dead-seven-years--U-S-Britain-covering-continue-war-terror.html

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2035777n

Thank you, Bob Brown I just laughed my Arse off... thankfully I had already gone to loo.   Thank you!

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