Redneck

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Heyyy Billy watch this!

Starmonkey's picture

What do gay horses eat?

Hay-aay!

Since we're being politically incorrect...

It's one of the only jokes I can remember...

Starmonkey's picture

Got three more from a coworker.

Why didn't the bear have any teeth? 

He was a gummy bear!

Why didn't he wear shoes?

Because he had bear feet!

Why wasn't he wearing any pants?

I'm not going to tell you that one!

;)

(Bear butt)

Eyejay's picture

Easy one....

Why did the hedgehog cross the road????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To meet his flat mate Tongue out

onesong's picture

and my grandson's favorites-

what do you call a mushroom with a six pack of beer....

a fungi to beeeeeee with.

drum roll please...

and what's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't have the Flintstones and Abu Dhabi dooooooooooooooooooooo!   Smile.

One-love's picture

What has 4 teeth and two hundred hands?   The front row of a Willy Nelson concert.

Brian's picture

what do you call bears with no ears?

 

B

 

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