What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Heyyy Billy watch this!

Starmonkey's picture

What do gay horses eat?


Since we're being politically incorrect...

It's one of the only jokes I can remember...

Starmonkey's picture

Got three more from a coworker.

Why didn't the bear have any teeth? 

He was a gummy bear!

Why didn't he wear shoes?

Because he had bear feet!

Why wasn't he wearing any pants?

I'm not going to tell you that one!


(Bear butt)

Eyejay's picture

Easy one....

Why did the hedgehog cross the road????


















To meet his flat mate Tongue out

onesong's picture

and my grandson's favorites-

what do you call a mushroom with a six pack of beer....

a fungi to beeeeeee with.

drum roll please...

and what's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't have the Flintstones and Abu Dhabi dooooooooooooooooooooo!   Smile.

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What has 4 teeth and two hundred hands?   The front row of a Willy Nelson concert.

Brian's picture

what do you call bears with no ears?





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