Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for
Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there
something I can help you with?"
Jacob says to the pharmacist:
We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop."
Very cute!!!
Love & light,
Penny :-)
Hi Penny,
Glad yo liked my joke. Would love to comminicate with you if you would like to.
Love, Light and Peace
Ursula
As a 70 year old geezer, I ask,
what's so damn funny about that?
(of course, I jest)
Oliver Markley
Glad you enjoyed it! I'm allowed to make jokes like that, I am not that far behind!
Love & Light
Ursula