This is going around on the internet - thought it was pretty funny:
The next time you hear the President speak . . .. It will keep you awake!
Please follow the rules before watching. I used to avoid listening to his speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one.
Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable. Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen. ( be sure to read directions at the bottom )
Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout " BULLSHIT ! "
Perfect touch to the illusory sense of "desperation" screaming from the abyss of the placating trivial-ness of it allllllllaummmmmm.....
ahhhhhh