Deep Thoughts?

Larry is a very wise guy and has some very profound and deep thoughts

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The
Wisdom of Larry
The Cable Guy...

1.
A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have
different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs
last thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture
some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending
machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my
hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is
coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the
future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be
without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death,
twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck
happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all
fall off.

23 Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of
chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn
your butt tomorrow.