Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant, when Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"
Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter said, "I don't know senor, I'll ask the cooks." He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, senor!" and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE!" replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews!"
HAHAHAHAHA, HEHEHEHEH, HOHOHOHOHO, HUUHUUHUUHUUHUUHUU
Here's to all the Mexican Jews
Thanks for sharing, Ursula.
Love,
Andrey.
P.S. I did a little visual formatting, I hope you don't mind.
...at work, why we have a Jews bar, but no Muslim bar or a Christian bar.
By the way, have you heard about the new Kosher Japanese restaurant? It's called Sosumi. Sorry, that wasn't politically correct. My bad.
8-D
Hi Andrey,
Thanks for fixing that for me! I tried, but I just don't quite know how to do it. If you have some time you could also look at the article I posted on Orbs, it has spaced itself out like crazy. Is there an easy way to copy and paste so that it does not do that?
Have missed you lately!!
Love U
P.S. I just LOOOVE the new piece which appears now before we write something "Writing from the Heart". Whosever idea that was - take a bow, you are a superstar!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!!!
Love & light,
Penny :-)
Foot
Note:
One
saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If
we don't get some support soon, people will think we're
nuts."
Love U
...a Norwegian from Minnesota marries a person from the Middle East and they have a baby boy, what do they call him? ......... Yassir Ya-Betcha
Do you have to be from the mid west to get this?
(That is a typical South African saying, when you really have nothing to say!)
Love U
The Bathtub Test
During a visit
to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
'Well,'
said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No' said the
Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the
window?' J
HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHO (break)
HEHEHEHHOHOHOHHAHAHAHA
Great Joke Ursula!
Chris
I love it, Ursula. I love your humor, and You too!
Sacred Love,
Nafetah
thank you onesong! that was classic!
still laughing,
bodhi
Thanks for joining in Onesong! That is a great one.
Love U
Do you have to be from the mid west to get this?
Well, I was born in Iowa...so maybe.
8-D
I'm gonna be giggling for days...gotta share it with my boss who has a good sense of humor even if he is a Jehovah's Witness!
8-D
I wondered about the get-it-ability of non mid westerners but then the movie "Fargo" might have spread the lingo. Being part Norwegian myself I have a handicap myself thinking that everyone speaks yah shure. I have buckets of Ollie and Lena jokes but rather hesitant to give away my heritage. Dave, where were you born in Iowa?
So Be IT SO FUNNY ONESONG!!!
I can see Jesus laughing so hard stuff is coming out his nose!
Chris