20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2.. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3.. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All
Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Send This I-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called ... THERAPY
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Very funny stuff right up my mom's alley!
I am sending it to her right now....
Chris
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Thanks Berry!
The coffee one reminds me of the time I au paired in Switzerland. Madam wanted me to make coffee three times per day, whether anybody drank it or not. In the morning it was normal coffee and afternoon and evening decaffianated. Well, the ground coffee was purchased once per month and put into tins. They were not labelled. I naturally assumed that as decaf was made twice a day, it would be the larger tin. I only found out at the end of the month that for the whole month they had all had decaf in the morning and normal coffee in the afternoon and at night. The funny thing was, that nobody noticed or complained!!! Just goes to show!!!!!
Love U
Another good one:
The next time you are on a crowded elevator, walk in last and wait until the doors close, then turn around and say, "You must be wondering why I gathered you all here today."
Loved the humor Berry, Thanks!
I am frequently on a crowded elevator. Oh my, sounds like fun! Hehehe. Thank you.
I had a little fun yesterday on an elevator as a matter of fact. I wore one of my bow ties (not a frequent thing). As I as waiting for the elevator to arrive, a well dressed gentleman who I don't know, came up, With a bow tie on as well. When we got on the elevator together, I turned and said, I had forgotten that I had mentioned to wear a bow tie today. We two had a very hardy and congenial laugh on the 42 floor ride.
yes! thanks Berry, this is positively brilliant! i really like #7...
who writes this stuff? i want them for president.
there is one classic addition to this list that i am compelled to mention here, In Accordance With the Prophecy:
when you are in a moving car, make a screeching noise every time the car turns a corner.
L&L&L&L,
bodhi-g