PRESIDENT IN
2008?
Here we are
already discussing the future President of the United
States in the Year 2008.
For those of
you who would like a choice for President, we have a
solution: It is probably time
we have a highly qualified woman as President. One choice is a
very special lady who has the answers to all our problems.
PLEASE give it
a thought when you have a moment...
MAXINE
FOR PRESIDENT!
Very eloquently put .. don't you think?
Maxine on
'Driver Safety'. 'I can't use the cell phone in
the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.'...
Maxine on 'Housework' 'I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean
the mirrors as quickly as possible.'
Maxine on 'Lawn Care' 'The key to a
nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and
shirtless.'
Maxine on 'The
Perfect Man' 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want,
when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait near by, like a
Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.'
Maxine on 'Technology Revolution' 'My
idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.'
Maxine on
'Aging' 'Take every birthday with a
grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.'
'I'm telling you ... she's the perfect
candidate.'
'The only two things
we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals .'
'The
trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.'
'Do you realize that in
about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos
and pierced navels?? (Now that's scary!)'
'Money can't buy
happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.'
'After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere . you may be
dead.'
'Do you realize that in
about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos
and pierced navels?? (Now that's scary!)'
I will share something I always knew I'd see someday. I live in a senior complex. We have a pool, spa, weight room, not a bad place. There is a lady - not bad looking if you like bleached blond, bones and old leather - she gets a lot of attention from several of the old farts. Last summer I was walking by the pool and Miz Lanolin-and-Vamp was wearing a two-piece. Not a bikini, but daintier than you usually see on old ladies. And I realized that at some time in her long and no doubt eventful life, a good long time ago I'm sure, she has had breast implants. They have not deteriorated. They ride massive, proud and true, as geriatric as the Venus de Milo. No doubt they will be found one day with her jewelry and her bones when a mall - no, a temple is being built.
8-D
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I agree ~ she's perfect!!! hee-hee Thanks for the laugh!
Love & light,
Penny :-)
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Dave, somebody sent me a photo via email of just such a lady. This one was wearing a g-string and the crowd on the beach were following her about. The implants were standing proud.
I suppose it takes some courage or the unavailibility of a mirror to be able to do this?
Love U