Piccolo
How do you get two piccolo players in tune with each other?
Shoot one.
humor/jokes
Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House", for instance, is feminine: "la casa". "Pencil", however, is masculine: "el lapis".
the fly the fish the bear the hunter
disclaimer..if a little silly sexual innuendo offends...please dont read this one!
A Jewish Joke
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, 'My dog has a problem.'
Dr. Saul says, 'So, tell me about the dog and the problem.'
'It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk,' says Morty.
'He can talk?' the doubting doctor asks.
'Watch this!' Morty points to the dog and commands: ' Irving , Fetch!'
Irving
, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says,
'So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around
, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says,
'So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around
The Cowboy's Good Deed
A Montana
cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of
particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one
thing," the cowboy offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills
out in South Dakota
, I came upon a gang
of bikers, who were threatening a young
woman. I directed them to leave her
alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most
More Uncommon Wisdom
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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