the fly the fish the bear the hunter

disclaimer..if a little silly sexual innuendo offends...please dont read this one!

A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A  Hunter, a Mouse and a  Cat.



There  is a moral to this story......  

(Maybe  not the one
you expect....
So,  read on!)

In  the dead of summer a fly was resting among   ;leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly  said to no one in particular,  


'Gosh...if  I go down three inches I will feel the  mist  
From  the water and I will be  refreshed.'

There  was a fish in the water  thinking,  


'Gosh...if  that fly goes down three inches, I can eat  him.'
There  was a bear on the shore  thinking,  

'Gosh...if  that fly goes down three inches
That fish  will jump for the fly..
And I will grab the  fish!!'

It  a lso happened that a hunter was farther up the  bank
Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese  sandwich....

'Gosh,'  he thought, 'if that fly goes down three  inches...
And that fish leaps for  it...
That bear will expose himself and grab  for the fish.
I'll shoot the bear and have a  proper lunch.'

Now, you probably  think this is Enough activity on one river  bank,

But  I can tell you there's  more....


A  wee mouse by the hunter's foot was  thinking,


'Gosh,  if that fly goes down three  inches...  
And  that fish jumps for that  fly..  
And  that bear grabs for that  fish..  
The  dumb hunter will shoot the  bear  
And  drop his cheese  sandwich.'  

A  cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and  thought,  
(as  was fashionable to do on the banks  of  
This  particular river around lunch  time)  

'Gosh...if  that fly goes down three  inches..  
And  that fish jumps for that fly  .  
And  that bear grabs for that  fish  
And  that hunter shoots that  bear..  
And  that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich  
Then I can have mouse for  lunch.'  

The  poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that  he
Heads down for the cooling mist of the  water.

The  fish swallows the fly...


The  bear grabs the fish..


The  hunter shoots the bear..

The  mouse grabs the cheese  sandwich...  

The  cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse  ducks ...

The  cat falls into the water and  drowns.  

NOW, The Moral Of The  Story....

Whenever  a fly goes down three inches,  


Some  pussy is gonna be in serious danger.