jokes

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
somewhere expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
.....and that's how the fight started....

A Few Jokes for My Irish Friends and Relatives:

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

George Bush is a Methodist saint.

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a United Methodist
Church outside Washington as part of his campaign.  Bush's campaign manager
made a visit to the pastor, and said to him, 'We've been getting a lot of bad
publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.

Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:

Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who

A successful rancher died and left everything to
his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no