humor

though some of the language is graphic and it's a little long I enjoyed the read and lmao. from www.yoganonymous.com 'surviving whole foods'. Disclaimer: I have been caught shopping there on occasion!

Whole Foods is like Vegas. You go there to feel good but you leave broke, disoriented, and with the newfound knowledge that you have a vaginal disease.

City Girl

A blonde city girl named Sue marries a  Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the  cows, the rancher says to Sue,
"The insemination man is coming over to  impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just  above where the cow's stall is in the
barn. Please show him where the  cow is when he gets here,  OK?"

Chapter 1:  Choosing Practices

http://www.retronaut.co/2011/05/celebrity-yearbook/

  Most fun staring at a randumb web site I've had in my entire lunchtime. Really made me appreciate how fragile and humble we all are. People are born innocent...Peace you guys

World's First Amphibious Ice Cream Truck Jingles Around London

Julie Beck
PopSci
Mon, 06 Jun 2011 12:56 CDT

Humble (and hopefully humorous) miscellaneous, mindful musings of Mary’s mostly meandering mind.   Hereafter known as “Hhhmmmmmmm”.