All in a word
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin,he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:
'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'
NOT!!!!!
HAAAAHAHAHAHA!!
May your hangover be well jung!!!!!
Love, Chris
Dear John and Chris,
Thank you for the morning laughs! Love,Mary
John,
I don't cackle very often, not being a fowl. However I got a good cackle out of that. Thank you for a good healing laugh.
Berry