Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,'
replied granny.

'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time
to do it was when the Church bells would start to ring. It was just the
right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous - simply
in on the Ding, and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive
if the ice cream van hadn't come along.