What is Butt Dust?

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while
he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she
didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must
look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer.. She tried in vain to take
the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it
was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON
(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was
troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC
(age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY
(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,
'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  His dad read: 'The man named   Lot was
warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to
the flea?'