PRESIDENT IN
2008?

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I
remember it well.'

He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate.

**_RESUME_**

GEORGE W.  BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was  arrested in Kennebunkport ,   Maine , in 1976 for driving
under the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license
suspended for 30 days. My   Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not
available.

Albert Einstein Funny Quotes

1. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

2. As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

3. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

I can't add anything to this.  Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anA3Lv_rec

8-D 

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their  decision

A Rabbi and a New York taxi cab driver die. They come to the pearly gates, and God sends the taxi driver to Heaven and the Rabbi to Hell. The Rabbi is outraged - "God, what's wrong with you?

Q: How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three:
One to do it,
One to not do it,
And one to neither do it nor not do it.

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku poetry messages.  Haiku Poetry has strict
construction rules: Each poem has only 17 Syllables - 5 syllables in
the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the Third.  They are used to
communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning,