humor

Haiku Error Messages

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku poetry messages.  Haiku Poetry has strict
construction rules: Each poem has only 17 Syllables - 5 syllables in
the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the Third.  They are used to
communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning,

Disorder in the Court!

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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