humor

This is really funny...

http://www.opednews.com/maxwrite/linkframe.php?linkid=54008

I would have put the picture in here but I'm not sure how.

My comment is that we tried to fix something that wasn't broken and now it is. And, besides the money there was something about the machines not working right.

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

So these two nuns are walking through the forest, Sister Precise and Sister Logical. It begins to get dark, and they're still a long way from the convent. They realize they are being followed:

My wife, the noble Princess Nafetah, called me from the other room...this goes on all day when we are at our lovingly networked computers. I heard her voice: "Baby? Could you come take a look at this?" I found her bewildered, looking at a picture of Chuck Norris. "Why is this funny?" she asked me.

Dear Friends, this is a random find from a random newsgroup at some University. It is such a gem, I pass it along intact, in probable violation of copyright law, netiquette and the scuples of an enlightened being...nevertheless I believe you will enjoy it...

8-D

Wish I knew how to put this cartoon into the frame instead of an attachment.  Couldn't resist passing it along.  I clipped it from a local free paper and had it laminated. 

8-D 

A Rabbi and a New York taxi cab driver die. They come to the pearly gates, and God sends the taxi driver to Heaven and the Rabbi to Hell. The Rabbi is outraged - "God, what's wrong with you?

Q: How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three:
One to do it,
One to not do it,
And one to neither do it nor not do it.