humor

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in
almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to
me this very moment.'

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from 
across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. 
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to 
go in and meet with President Bush.' 

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
somewhere expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
.....and that's how the fight started....