humor

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

Made you look! These stories are just for
tease. (I know, some of our titles on a daily basis give you that double
take effect.)

George Bush is a Methodist saint.

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a United Methodist
Church outside Washington as part of his campaign.  Bush's campaign manager
made a visit to the pastor, and said to him, 'We've been getting a lot of bad
publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell

Science Reveals Heaviest Element Ever Discovered

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
an atomic mass of 312.

DEAR ABBY:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on

Are jokes blogs or forum topics or what or does it matter? Any way, since the pope is coming to the U.S. this seems like a timely tickle...

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting

time the boy should give some thought to choosing
a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he
wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

A successful rancher died and left everything to
his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no