humor

"the last nickel"

this one seemed appropriate as so many of us are feeling the economic 'squeeze'- laughter is good 'medicine'!

“The Last Nickel”
A father walks into a restaurant with his son.  He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.  

Humor in Hell

I got this in an e-mail today.  True or not, it's good.  (Sorry for the formatting difficulties.)

--Bob

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Baptising a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he
comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks
into the water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher
turns around and
is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks
the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

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